I need it to poison my husband
By admin | August 3, 2007
(132 votes, average: 4.3 out of 5)
Loading ...A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy!
I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law!
I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
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September 15th, 2007 at 5:56 am
Really Funny. Haha.
September 15th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
This might be funny if I was a fat woman with a cat that lived in the Midwest.
September 16th, 2007 at 12:09 am
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September 16th, 2007 at 2:24 am
Wow that was so unfunny
September 16th, 2007 at 10:31 am
its an old one i saw this one last year and its shopped,you can see the join
September 17th, 2007 at 8:04 am
that’s hella dumb
September 17th, 2007 at 8:32 am
lol….. nice license.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
not really funny.
September 18th, 2007 at 3:15 am
OMG! The trolls are coming, the trolls are coming! Run!
But anyway, funny. The people who don’t like this are probably cheating scum
September 18th, 2007 at 6:08 am
hilariuos i love these kinds of jokes
September 18th, 2007 at 8:33 am
I agree………The people who don’t like this are probably cheating scum ;). I e-mailed it to an old friend and HE said it was too funny. He’s faithful;))
September 18th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
obviously not true..
September 19th, 2007 at 6:56 am
and you probably own a cat
September 19th, 2007 at 9:11 am
I did not like this!
September 19th, 2007 at 10:48 pm
I laughed. =)
September 20th, 2007 at 5:50 am
I am a cheater and I read this over a year ago and I still think it is funny!
September 20th, 2007 at 10:29 am
i think it’s supposed to make a point more than be funny…we’ll kill someone just as long as the doctor says it’s okay…meh..