I need it to poison my husband

By admin | August 3, 2007

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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”

The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy!

I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law!

I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”


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17 Responses to “I need it to poison my husband”

Mylo Says:
September 15th, 2007 at 5:56 am

Really Funny. Haha.

greg Says:
September 15th, 2007 at 12:45 pm

This might be funny if I was a fat woman with a cat that lived in the Midwest.

my name Says:
September 16th, 2007 at 2:24 am

Wow that was so unfunny

ken Says:
September 16th, 2007 at 10:31 am

its an old one i saw this one last year and its shopped,you can see the join

man Says:
September 17th, 2007 at 8:04 am

that’s hella dumb

poemi Says:
September 17th, 2007 at 8:32 am

lol….. nice license.

jkillah1 Says:
September 18th, 2007 at 3:15 am

OMG! The trolls are coming, the trolls are coming! Run!

But anyway, funny. The people who don’t like this are probably cheating scum ;)

Jason Says:
September 18th, 2007 at 6:08 am

hilariuos i love these kinds of jokes

eyore298 Says:
September 18th, 2007 at 8:33 am

I agree………The people who don’t like this are probably cheating scum ;). I e-mailed it to an old friend and HE said it was too funny. He’s faithful;))

Rp Says:
September 18th, 2007 at 8:20 pm

obviously not true..

feckineejit Says:
September 19th, 2007 at 6:56 am

and you probably own a cat

Cheating Scum Says:
September 19th, 2007 at 9:11 am

I did not like this!

Skrypt Says:
September 19th, 2007 at 10:48 pm

I laughed. =)

superpuppie Says:
September 20th, 2007 at 5:50 am

I am a cheater and I read this over a year ago and I still think it is funny!

Conor Says:
September 20th, 2007 at 10:29 am

i think it’s supposed to make a point more than be funny…we’ll kill someone just as long as the doctor says it’s okay…meh..

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